Up, Up and Away

My old mate, Dan, has a hole in his roof
It’s really not like him to tell you the truth
He maintains his house so it’s sound as a pound
But I don’t know why he’s nowhere to be found 

Dan’s a war hero and part time inventor
He goes nowhere near that new furniture centre
He modifies ordinance for a new purpose 
He’s fitted his house out with World War Two surplus

His sofa is seats from a Douglas transporter
That ditched, in the war, in the sea off Gibraltar
His armchair came out of an old war plane too
But that’s not here either, and that’s a big clue

That hole in the roof that shouldn’t be there 
And also the fact of the missing armchair 
Which once held an airman the war couldn't beat
I’d bet that armchair was an ejector seat
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Radice Avatar
June 17, 2021 at 2:33 AM
LOL!! I guessed it from the third verse but you set it up beautifully. Cheers - Gary
Flood Avatar
June 17, 2021 at 11:43 AM
I rather thought things would become clear in verse three and debated leaving it there... So let’s re classify verse four as ‘optional’. Cheers Gary. Terry
Hankins Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 7:23 PM
Fu-n-n-y!!! I enjoyed your poem immensely. In fact, I'm still chuckling!
Flood Avatar
June 17, 2021 at 11:45 AM
Thanks, Milt. He only pulled the lever in order to raise the footrest. Terry
Wolf Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 5:41 PM
Clever as ever, Terry! Thoroughly enjoyed, gw
Flood Avatar
June 17, 2021 at 11:46 AM
Thanks, Gershon. I wonder what came down first, his toupee or his dentures. Terry
Merryman Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 3:17 PM
An entertaining write, Terry! I enjoyed it! Blessings, Kim M
Flood Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 3:45 PM
Thankyou, Kim. Glad you liked this. Terry
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