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Up To Our Ying Yangs

We've got snow up to our ying yangs

Where is one's ying yang you might ask

It's just above our hoohaws and a bit below our zinkledorfs

Also our winklepuss sometimes becomes rigid

And doesn't soften up again until late spring

What are you thinking, you naughty people

How far down is that mind of yours going?

You should all be totally ashamed of yourselves

What kind of depraved soul do you think I am

I'm really just this sweet old grandpa dude!

And if you can believe that... !!!



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Russell Sivey Date: 12/15/2014 10:50:00 PM If you can believe that I've got some ocean front property in Arizona! You want some of that property, I'll sell it to you at a good deal, lol! You sometimes have a dirty mind there Jack! At least it was written nicely and not the bad kind of dirty, it's quite mild, thank goodness! You have written another magnificent poem here my friend! What a fantastic poem, Great Work!! Login to Reply

Carol Eastman Date: 12/15/2014 9:13:00 AM Don't worry Jack... it'll shrink in cold water. My Hubby said to say that... LOL. Besides what ice flow are you on? Where ever it is don't go there. It's not worth that spiced eggnog to get wet. We suspicion you've already tapped the Christmas spirits... But too much snow CAN bring the crazy out in the best of us. Right Grandpa Troll? He says he was imbiding in a winter wonderland when he decided that I would get that Dragon egg... And we know how well that turned out! More spiced egg nog any one? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/15/2014 11:41:00 AM About the cold water thing... it's true! Haven't touched the Christmas hootch yet! Can you imagine when I do??? XXX