Up Or Down
Up or Down?
By Elton Camp
Woman makes a demand
Quite unreasonable to man
Every reason she can see
To lower the seat after a pee
Lest she enters with a dash
And her buttocks go splash
Woman, look before you sit
If not, then don’t have a fit
Be glad no surprise you get
And find the seat all wet!
So please show some gratitude
Quit being unreasonably rude
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