Up Or Down

Up or down No one knows for sure A battle of wills so to speak That everyone must endure "Always put it up", they say Then, "You forgot to put it down" I have to admit it drives me nuts As my head spins round and round I really don't know the answer It's drove us mad for years It's even made some grown men pout And drove other men to tears Why can't they put it up or down? Why does it have to be us? Cause everytime we do it wrong We have to hear them fuss For me there was only one answer Let me tell you what I did The last time that my wife complained I removed that toliet lid