Unwelcome Guests

It feels like they've been here forever,
How long isn't easy to tell.
They claim they arrived from Australia
but I think they came here from hell.

The cats all left home for a fortnight
the fleas on the dog did the same
The washing machine thinks it's having a fit
but maybe it's me that's to blame.

I should have known just what would happen
my house would not be my own,
but instead, I said "Treat the place just like it's yours"
"Please make yourself feel at home".

I wonder if their house has multiple showers 
and loo rolls that never run out
I wonder if their house resembles a bomb site
I'll hopefully never find out.

They changed my routines as a matter of course
and I didn't have any say
They made me feel awkward and sometimes as if
it was me that got in the way.

Some gratitude might have helped matters
a 'Thank you' or two would have done
But never a hint from either 
they were even having fun.

So now they are gone and the place is my own,
doors are not locked anymore
and if in the future they wish to return
I won't even open the door!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Harrell Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 12:39 PM
Lol, you'll miss them soon enough. Who is going to give some excitements and work you up like that? Love your write, John :)
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 2:53 AM
Think we have all had guests like this once in our lives. So enjoyed the humour in this poem. Hugs Jan xxx
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