UNOBSERVED OBSERVATIONS

The baby in the check-out line was the only one smiling. The cage free eggs and the free-range eggs met at a boundaries workshop. The lone golf course Goose struggled to get out of the sand trap. In a distant frozen corn field the crows snuggled with the scarecrow. The sideline Squirrels puffed their tails and chanted: “GO NUTS! GO NUTS!”. The “Elves on the Shelfs” union filed a class action suit. On Share a Gift Day Timmy brought diapers for the Baby Jesus. Joe Biden has Mistletoe in his back pocket…you figure it out. The Global Warming Coalition canceled its demonstration…it was too cold out. Turtles that washed ashore on Martha’s Vineyard got the same treatment as the illegal aliens. A large group of Christmas carolers was arrested for disturbing the peace.