Unnecessaries

UNNECESSARIES

Some days when we need aliments
Or stuff to clean our residence
My wife sends me to venture out
With mission like a good Boy Scout

Well briefed with edicts firm conveyed
By She: one who must be obeyed
I go forth full of good intent
No thought to breach nor circumvent

With list in hand I scout for best
Of items to fulfil my quest
When eye in wayward fashion’s drawn
To piles of “When it’s gone it’s gone”

And little siren packs and parcels
Speak to me of tempting morsels
Biscuits, chocolates crisps and nuts
Lay there, seduce like wanton sluts

Returning home my bag replete
With stocks both needed and effete
Mid staple list I seek to bury
Little things unnecessary

I state my case as I intone:
“Man does not live by bread alone!”
The things that bring delight and joy
Lift spirits of this bad old boy

With love let’s happiness pursue 
And relish what we have, not rue
Two hearts then gratified and merry
That my Dear is  NECESSARY!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Wolf Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 5:12 PM
Love your definition of 'Necessary!' Thanks for the humor, Geoffey! Chocolate and More Chocolate, Gershon
Brewer Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 2:08 AM
In abundance! Thanks for the encouragement, Gershon.
Theraven Avatar
October 25, 2020 at 2:00 PM
Geoffrey, Thoroughly enjoyed the wit & humour in these Couplets. Though I had to look up effete & aliments, proving you can never stop learning and improving. “I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter." -Blaise Pascal
Brewer Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 2:06 AM
Pascal was no fool. Many thanks for your wise words and kind comments, Raven.
DiMino Avatar
October 25, 2020 at 1:32 PM
To lighten-up for sure; a good message for all of us. And allow ourselves and others some small excess indulgences. If the heart is not happy...everything else becomes poison -- even if not listed on the label so to speak.
Brewer Avatar
November 2, 2020 at 2:03 AM
Wise words, Joe. Thanks.
Woodrow Avatar
October 17, 2020 at 9:55 AM
this is some really good rationalizing! :)
Brewer Avatar
October 25, 2020 at 9:28 AM
Thanks, Susan.
One Avatar
October 17, 2020 at 2:50 AM
Nice to see your wife inspired this poem..So glad to see so much happiness in your marriage, something many lack today...
Brewer Avatar
October 25, 2020 at 9:27 AM
Thank you, Silent One.
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