Union of Sanders Soviet Republic Ussr
Union of Sanders Soviet Republic USSR
There is a union of socialists who like Sanders
Phallic symbol of those who are philanderers
That have come up with a huge cavalcade
Of many solutions seeming to be readymade.
When things happen and are in much doubt
Put is a disk so some answers will pop out
After many things were over-exaggerated
While in long line for years have waited.
Who did you think could sound so dumb?
When into cheery plush pie put in a thumb
Would have gone crazy and plumb nuts
Or be an idiot who has true grit and guts.
May be many idiots running all around
Can tell by voice having a strange sound
Learned a lot of intelligence they are lacking
Instead of speaking they started quacking.
Incidentally and by the way on a big bay
Many of my gutless poems are on display
Of people finding times to be difficult and hard
To them should be sending a sympathy card.
Instead of my many poems trying to abuse
Forward them and my name to MSNBC News
And also if they happen to be in the know
Try to have them put me on their TV show.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Raunchy Poet
River Sea Plantation on Lockwood Folly
Near Intersection of US 17 and NC 211
Bolivia, NC 28422
You could forward my poem to MSNBC News
if you would want to. The more the merrier
even though they are a commercial carrier.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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