Unicorn Sandwich

What do you want for lunch?
A unicorn sandwich.
Okay. What’s in it?
A unicorn, silly.
With peanut butter?
Rapid head nod.
And an Oreo?
Sure.
In the sandwich or next to it?
We have had it both ways.
You choose.
Okay.
Inside is usually better, so I push it onto the peanut butter.
I love talking to myself.
Because there is not 
As much 
Arguing.
You
Shut up.
No.
YOU shut up!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Mcferran Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 3:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! ;D *wiping tears* I love this so much!!! (I'm not the only one...)
Krutsinger Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 4:32 PM
I thought IS THIS TOO MUCH? But then I thought, wait a sec, remember who you are!
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