Unhinged Lunatic Howling At the Moon

Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon On the night of the blood red super full moon I sat in an evil, depraved godforsaken bar Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew Washed down by endless rounds of whiskey rum, tequila, vodka, soju and of course beer drinking with my buddies the Jack Daniels Gang Drinking my way to Hell and beyond Just as fast as I could twenty damn drinks too sober Just an unhinged lunatic Dreaming of howling at the full moon Watching the world walk by Looking at all the fine-looking babes Walking by the street Thinking wild, erotic thoughts Of endless wild libertine passions When into the bar That din of cosmic depravity Walked the most beautiful women In the Universe So wild, so free So wonderfully alive I did not know what to do As this vision of delight Sauntered through the bar In a skin-tight leather pant Looked so fine That my eyeballs hurt And finally, I had to say something So, I gathered up my manly courage And walked up to her And she looked at me And instantly bewitched my soul With a devilish grin I lost all reason And became a raving lunatic Unhinged lunatic Howling at the blood red full moon Foaming at the mouth A wild, free werewolf Howling at the lunatic light Of the blood red blue full Moon