Underpants and a Dance

Just outta of a shower and pampering The next step for me is dressing I’m so fresh and clean And wanting to look so neat and pristine I line up my boxers strategically placed I’m ready in my dressing place As I place my right leg through the hole Suddenly I start a one legged dance craze role You see things haven’t gone to plan As my big toe gets caught on the waist band Moving around the room as a dancing high kicker Until cussing and panting I land on my kisser And I wonder when my skill was lost That I learnt those as a nipper at such a cost When dressing was so easy to know Now it’s more an acrobatic one man show! © Paul Warren Poetry