Unbelievably Great Contest Entry For Brenda Chiri's Photo Contest

WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THS POEM MAY BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL WELL-BEING (Photo of the Two Lovers is available on contest site), As any physical therapist worth his salt will tell you These two wannabee lovers are inviting big, big trouble!* Photo-analysis Look at the neck of the figure on the left bent almost horizontal to reach the eager lips of the poor figure on the right, whose hyperbolic swayed back is just a lower lordosis ache away** While the taller of the two is asking for severe C3 - C-5 vertebral displacement, at minimum 'Shorty,' up on those tippy-toes, will no doubt tear both her quadriceps and hamstring muscles ~ screaming in agony before the kiss is halfway through *********************** So, OK. I confess. This is not an actual photo-analysis But I am really pissed. (Tsk, tsk. Vulgarity; I know) Why can't I ever get a long, wet, lascivious mouth-watering, juicy kiss like this? I ask you! Well, I've never had lordosis or kyphosis My diagnosis is -- you guessed it -- halitosis January 05, 2019 Picture Prompt Poetry Contest Sponsor: Brenda Chiri 1st Prize - Halitosis Radiation Bombardment Surgery Presiding Surgeon: Bobby 'Come What' May Surgical Nurse: Caren 'Cut-and-Pray' Krutsinger ____________________________________________________________ *Note the clever repetition, ala America's poet laureate, Trump, of 'big, big,' one of the his (and my) awesome, innovative stylistic devices. **Note the eerie similarity to Mick Jagger's line, 'It's just a shout away,' from one of his-stoned out 60's albums. Gives you goosebumps, eh?! Ha, ha: It gave my parents an Excedrin headache...