Two Men and a Woman

The two-timed I know of a man who drove his wife to her lover in Faro when it rained as she was afraid of the dark. He waited in the car reading a paper when she came out from the house of tryst she purred like a kitten, he was happy too she would make him a good dinner She died, the lover and the two timed stood by the grave mourning her in their different ways and since they were both alone, the lover moved in he does the cleaning and lit the fire while the two- timed makes dinner and cakes. Together they grew old and died in their sleep.