Two Happy Individuals - Colloquialisms Contest

Was a cold winter night log fire was lit,
sending pictures around the walls.
They sat together on a fur rug
two happy individuals.

She smiled at him, thinking how romantic,
warmth from the fire making her cheeks glow.
They kissed, loving levels were reaching high.
she opened her eyes, that's when she saw.

Laughter bubbled up exploding
making her eyes water somewhat.
She had  espied he was wearing
*Long johns with a flap by his butt

I wear them cos they are warm he explained
Meant to change them when home I got
He started to giggle with her, as he said   
The look on your face I will never forget

Funny how quickly the libido drops,
the sight of long johns with a flap by the butt.
 

*Long johns. - Men's long white underpants to the ankle, some have a flap by   
                       the butt.

penned.  July 1st. 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Blaine Avatar
July 4, 2015 at 8:00 AM
i never seen men's wearing long john .. hahahaha ....!
Masoud Avatar
July 2, 2015 at 1:32 AM
Hihi...funny how quickly the libido drops. .. I guess women will never understand that. ..very vivid
Roberts Avatar
July 2, 2015 at 2:02 AM
Glad it made you smile.....Seren
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