Twisting Nusery Ryhmes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Can anyone tell me How he got there at all. A tisket a tasket My brown and yellow basket I took a paper to write a letter But there was no pen in my casket Four and Twenty black birds baked in a pie I think if I would eat it I would almost die Gorgie Podgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry So they all turned around, the ones who were shy And put him in a hot oven to fry