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Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle twinkle bright eyes blue, Where have you disappeared to. Your shining eyes and gazing look, Sparkles in this little brook. The black sheep has left it's flock, And the kittens traded mittens for socks. The three blind mice have regained their sight, And snow went to a solarium no longer white. Cheers to the 7 dwarfs, Grumpy went to prison with out any remorse. Cinderella is clean as a glass She's tough as nails she runs real fast. Prince charming turned into a jumping frog, And Pinocchio got on the grog. His nose no longer grows, As he is drunk and jimmindy knows. He's taken out snow a couple of times dinner I would say, Double dated with Rapunzel but her hair got in the way. It didn't end nice and the fight broke out, Left snow sad wearing a pout. Locked up in a cell with no where to go, The bail wasn't made the 3 bears never showed, They were eating porridge and fell asleep, They called another, little bopeep, She was hosting a dinner party her guest were sheep. So they hang their head in shame, And pointed fingers to blame. Pinocchio was never the same, He gave up the drink took up the soccer game. Rapunzel cut off her hair and snow white started to peel, Nursery rhymes are always fun when they are totally unreal.

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Date: 11/9/2021 7:45:00 AM
Love your parody and intertwining of different fairytales. Such a fun read :-D
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