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Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks My nana used to say don’t go out without your vest I wish that I had listened, cos I have an infection on my chest… The dear old Spanish mama’s still in goose fat do believe They say pack it on - and your chest it will relieve. They say you just get someone you like to gently rub it on But where will I get the geese and fat - cos I’m gonna need a ton? They also recommend that I can use the salt so fine That’s not a bad idea because we are close to a salt mine… Now packed with a greased up, very salty vest I am wondering if… it will ever improve my chest. I have come across a problem the grease and fat baked on so hard I am now a tourist attraction, so stand in line and take a card. The vest has set so well and the infection did not stay I am waiting for the council to bring the kangos hammers near this way We have tried a pick and shovel, a hammer and chisel too But none will break through the vest, what am I going to do? Google earth have now contacted me and said they will come out and re map Because as I am a tourist attraction they want the people to come on back I will have my own listing and for those who’s Spanish is a little weak The literal translation to find me, just look under the words “Twin peaks.” © ~GG~ 17/10/2102

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Date: 10/23/2012 7:12:00 AM
Cute one.Your sense of humor is a dandy.I remember those days when Vick's Vapour Rub was the cure for all those colds, chest congestion, pneumonia, sinusitis, etc.I went around smelling like it for a whole school term when I was a child.Great topic and presentation of the idea.Thanks for stopping by my blog.Sometimes in life we are issued out some very hard things but here there a tiny child with leukemia which saddens me and another one with West Nile Virus.So when I look around God is Good.SK
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 10/23/2012 7:13:00 AM
I was verbose on this one..Did not have room to sign my name..Sara
Date: 10/19/2012 9:39:00 AM
Mandy it is the application of the goose fat that is important, no need of the kangos.. ha ha, you are a gem....
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Date: 10/18/2012 6:58:00 AM
Wow! I love your poem! So fascinating and I've really enjoyed reading it! Well, how are you Mandy? Wishing you all the best as always! hugs:) Leonora
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Date: 10/17/2012 2:55:00 PM
ha ha ha, Mandy I knew it would be about body parts from the title, I like ...David
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