Christmas in Paremoremo Village a long time ago. An enchanted magical kingdom to all who enter. It’s Disneyland for carousers, horse thieves and reprobates! Note: Pare' pronounced "Parry" is short for Paremoremo.
On the first day of Christmas my good friends brought to me a bong for the Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas my good friends brought to me sweet fu*k-all as usual and a bong for the Christmas tree On the third day of Christmas my good friends brought to me all the grinches grinning Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the fourth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me flat half-drunk bottles of beer Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the fifth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me a bag of roaches Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the sixth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me the ghost of Christmas chunders past Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the seventh day of Christmas my good friends brought to me a Christmas spirit “100 proof” Masters giggling like Billly T hehe Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the eighth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me ferals by candlelight Oliver full of piss and full of sh*t Masters giggling like Billy T hehe Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the ninth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me Santa off the wharf slashing John sucking on a ho-mo homebrew Oliver full of piss and full of sh*t Masters giggling like Billy T hehe Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the tenth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me long rooted days hungover Steve and Bruce drugfu*ked again John sucking on a ho-mo homebrew Oliver full of piss and full of sh*t Masters giggling like Billy T hehe Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friends brought to me Skeet looking good Sageman sh*tfaced on his scooter Steve and Bruce drugfu*ked again John sucking on a ho-mo homebrew Oliver full of piss and full of sh*t Masters giggling like Billy T hehe Rob puffing on his giant beanstalk Willy with a rectal bleed Bowden in his sleigh jizzing all the way Richy in a D.B. coma and a bong for the Christmas tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friends brought to me all the Village People… Masters the sucking semen sailor John the gay G.I. toy boy soldier Rob the construction worker Cock the butt trafficked cop Willy the leather and lube hairy biker Bowden the felch-ing cowboy Richy the fat fu*k Indian chief all the village idiots singing “macho macho man I gotta be a macho man” and a bong for the Christmas tree!
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