Carl Fraser Poet Free verse

Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas 
My ex she gave to me
Twelve migraine headaches
Eleven bags of my clothes
Ten pics of her new guy
Nine nasty messages
Eight early morning phone calls
Seven stupid emails
Six  sarcastic compliments
Five ---lawyer ---bills
Four flattened tires
Three kids to feed
Two trips to court
And a divorce to finally free me

Carl Fraser

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Toquyen Harrell December 16, 2012 at 11:23 PM Lol, oh it's too funny! I am glad for you, Carl. You certainly don't need those :) Enjoyed.

Poet Destroyer A December 16, 2012 at 9:50 PM Hola Carl, hope you found a way to enter this poem in my contest... if you see that the title has changed...please enter it in my latest contest...thank you..PD

Andrea Dietrich December 16, 2012 at 10:26 AM LOVE YOURS. I hope to think of a creative way to do this one too!!

Sukmawati Komala December 16, 2012 at 5:48 AM dear Carl,, i enjoyed your great sense of humor ..and wishing you all the best..may your days be merry and jolly <3 SK

Anne-Lise Andresen December 16, 2012 at 5:16 AM It had been a sad "before" Christmas gift, Carl. - Happy that it was only fantasy. - Have a nice Sunday, wish you and your family a peaceful Christmas. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Sara Kendrick December 16, 2012 at 4:40 AM I hope not true..If it isn't true, it could be funny..If it is true, I am glad that you have a sense of humor about the situation..Sad that children are in the middle..I hope that all works out for the children's sake..Sara Carl Fraser December 16, 2012 at 4:49 AM Just made up Sara, tried to enter P.d.s contest but it wont go for some reason , probably being computer illiterate is a big one,lol thanks for readin though, Carl