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Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas My ex she gave to me Twelve migraine headaches Eleven bags of my clothes Ten pics of her new guy Nine nasty messages Eight early morning phone calls Seven stupid emails Six sarcastic compliments Five ---lawyer ---bills Four flattened tires Three kids to feed Two trips to court And a divorce to finally free me Carl Fraser

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Toquyen Harrell

Date: 12/16/2012 11:23:00 PM

Lol, oh it's too funny! I am glad for you, Carl. You certainly don't need those :) Enjoyed.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/16/2012 9:50:00 PM

Hola Carl, hope you found a way to enter this poem in my contest... if you see that the title has changed...please enter it in my latest contest...thank you..PD

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/16/2012 10:26:00 AM

LOVE YOURS. I hope to think of a creative way to do this one too!!

Sukmawati Komala

Date: 12/16/2012 5:48:00 AM

dear Carl,, i enjoyed your great sense of humor ..and wishing you all the best..may your days be merry and jolly <3 SK

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/16/2012 5:16:00 AM

It had been a sad "before" Christmas gift, Carl. - Happy that it was only fantasy. - Have a nice Sunday, wish you and your family a peaceful Christmas. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/16/2012 4:40:00 AM

I hope not true..If it isn't true, it could be funny..If it is true, I am glad that you have a sense of humor about the situation..Sad that children are in the middle..I hope that all works out for the children's sake..Sara

Carl Fraser
Date: 12/16/2012 4:49:00 AM

Just made up Sara, tried to enter P.d.s contest but it wont go for some reason , probably being computer illiterate is a big one,lol thanks for readin though, Carl