'twas the Night Before
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the town
It was totally quiet
Not one little sound
The air was still and cold
Nothing moved below
Everything in town
Was covered in snow
Then out of the sky
Came a large group of Whozits
Bringing with them
A few thousand Dontdozits
They planned to steal
All the gifts in the town
So on Christmas morning
Not a gift would be found
Before that could happen
Along cameYouaintgonna
The hero of heroes
From Podunk, Arizona
Youaintgonna told the head Whozit
Put those gifts where they belong
You and the Dontdozits
Know stealing stuff is wrong
You can't take what ain't yours
So I'm sayin' you ain't gonna
'Cause I am the hero
From Podunk, Arizona
That's how I got my name
And you cannot abuse it
So you will have to leave
Along with the Dontdozits
Or you can stay and have some fun
When tomorrow rolls around
'Cause Whozits and Dontdozits
Are welcome in this town
21 November 2018
For the contest sponsored by Joseph May
Copyright © Curtis Moorman | Year Posted 2018
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