Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Couplet

Turkey Gabble

Again 'tis that time of year when I must evade that forebodin' axe!
With the thought of my neck on the choppin' block, I jes' cain't relax!

How about a goose er duck to complement yer pies, beans and peas,
Er yer grandma's meatloaf to go with them sweet pertaters if you please!

I certainly ain't got nothin' to celebrate and be thankful fer,
And with that my cousins, brothers and sisters wholly concur!

I pray you'll find other victuals in which to stab yer knife and fork.
May I respectfully suggest that you eat more beef, feesh and pork!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Russell Sivey's "Challenge - Max 8 Lines" Contest - October 2011

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Sara Kendrick October 14, 2011 at 7:47 PM Congrats on your winning work..Enjoyed reading this eve..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting on my work..That is my unfinished work..The thoughts popped into my head and I typed them in but I don't have any idea when I will be able to finish it..Thanks for giving me more information about the hotel..I am glad that your anniversary was not totally ruined by the unairconditioned room..Good to know that you made it 59 years..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown October 14, 2011 at 7:27 AM Congratulations on your poetry placing in Russell's "Challenge" contest Bob. Love, Carol

James Peranteau October 13, 2011 at 7:46 PM I'll never look at a bird the same way dear poet ! Great write sir ! Have a fantastic week my friend....much love, james

Elizabeth Wesley October 12, 2011 at 7:32 PM Are you being the turkey today Bob? You ask some good questions, hope the poor birds enjoy the time left.

Don Johnson October 12, 2011 at 4:45 AM the turkey galoot, sidestepped so aloof, and floated out over the gate, the butcher he swore, knock his head off for sure, but he was bloody too late ... good one cobber mate...

Kash Poet October 12, 2011 at 4:18 AM Congrats Bob on your 2nd place win!Enjoyed.

Lee Ramage October 12, 2011 at 12:31 AM Now that was a funny poem. I really enjoyed it. Sitting here laughing out loud and its 1230 at night. My family will think I'm nuts. Take care and congrats on your win. You little turkey! ;)Lee

Ralph Taylor October 11, 2011 at 11:23 PM Congrats on your win, Bob. Awesome write. Nice going. Wishing you and Vera all the best on your anniversary tomorrow. Enjoy your train trip. Best to you both and be well. luv Una/Ralphie

Margaret Foster October 11, 2011 at 10:38 PM Enough to make me turn vegetarian, well done Robert...cheers margaret

Linda-Marie Sweetheart October 11, 2011 at 9:07 PM Congrats Bob on another awesome win with second place bravo my friend.. tremendous words to meet this challenge my friend.. fantastic as always luv..

Tony Lane October 11, 2011 at 8:01 AM I love Thanksgiving turkey. Can't wait. Tony

John Smith October 10, 2011 at 10:31 PM No way, Turkey; your giblets gonna be gravy. Delightful and well writ.

Nette Onclaud October 10, 2011 at 5:29 PM ohhh, diet on thanksgiging!..nice one, robert.. huggs and winning delights! ..nette