Turkey Gabble

Again 'tis that time of year when I must evade that forebodin' axe! With the thought of my neck on the choppin' block, I jes' cain't relax! How about a goose er duck to complement yer pies, beans and peas, Er yer grandma's meatloaf to go with them sweet pertaters if you please! I certainly ain't got nothin' to celebrate and be thankful fer, And with that my cousins, brothers and sisters wholly concur! I pray you'll find other victuals in which to stab yer knife and fork. May I respectfully suggest that you eat more beef, feesh and pork! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 2 in Russell Sivey's "Challenge - Max 8 Lines" Contest - October 2011