Turkey Dove

Turkey dove Fits like a glove It's my one and only true love There was once a turkey Then I went and made some beef jerky I then took a dove home And named him jerome I took the dove and the turkey and stuffed them together I tried to make sure I plucked each and every feather Eventually I created a new bird It's called a turkey dove, It was unheard I took it out once for a walk It started to scream and tried to talk People looked at my creation, "disgusting" they thought I just smiled and said, "I thought it was pretty hot"