Trying To Loose
Weight, she thought about trying to loose;
Wanted to give up and say what is the use?
So her whole body, she started to analyze
Started off with hips and then to her thighs.
Each gluteal was great on each side of rear end
And now we always knew what she did intend
In something that she said which was discrete
I will put all of my fat flat onto a cookie sheet.
Now she only eats three raisin cookies a day
So weight which she has will all go away
Which swiftly all went as smooth as silk
When she ate cookies with a glass of milk.
Of course, to no one would we want to lie
We threw each piece of pie up into the sky
Wanted to marry her and I made a proposal
She threw rest of food down garage disposal.
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