Try Mumbo Jumbo Chicken Gumbo Soup Saith Dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage within *****sapien zoo looking for unwitting subject(s) to woo, and albeit impossible mission) to free me, where within human bondage I stew more specifically mine personally custom designed invisible prison self made, thus wishing to don persona of such an éminence grise as Jawaharlal Nehru, and trumpet courteous helloo before bidding kith and kin and fellow humans permanent adieu. When out of the blue methinks I hear a voice which intones do please try a healthy dose - Mister Fitzhugh, a Louisiana creole speciality touted as psychological cureall within Hangzhou capital of Zhejiang sheng (province), China where amidst bustling businesses as usual happens to live animated cartoon caricature, whose modesty peddling holistic and homeopathic (interestingly enough) Asian Jew, who many neighboring residents thought said long in the tooth occupant loo duck criss cause he exhibited inhibition, hence nonestablishmentarian fella in their (others) netview hashtagged snake oil salesman buzzfeeding gullible poo courtesy legendary secret formula comprising his mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup, our mutual friend Dumbo doth heartily broker entrancing kickstaring rendezvous panacea as genuinely true but aforenamed solitary wordsmith also incorporates voodoo to scare away mailer daemons all the way to Xanadu located (courtesy Google) in the modern-day Zhenglan Banner in inner Mongolia on southeastern edge of the Mongolian plateau The city founded as first capital of Kublai Khan, the leader of Mongol Borjigin clan who founded Yuan dynasty that ruled most of modern-day China, Korea, and its surrounding areas.