Trump Poems and Epigrams I

TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS I These days Trump's fraudian slip is always showing. — Michael R. Burch aka “the Loyal Opposition” Trump seems to prefer demon-crazy to democracy.— Michael R. Burch Under Trump American democracy is going the way of the dodo. — Michael R. Burch Poets must sometimes re-butt asses like Trump.—Michael R. Burch Our awful unlawful “president” will soon be a jailhouse resident. — Michael R. Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition” Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.—Michael R. Burch Thanks to politicians like George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and Donald Trump, we now have a duh-mock-racy.—Michael R. Burch Poets must sometimes re-butt asses like Trump.—Michael R. Burch Predict the future? How, when tomorrow is as uncertain as Trump’s next tweet! — Michael R. Burch Trump says he “loves” his supporters. How much does he “love” them? Apparently, to death, since he packs them together like sardines in the middle of a pandemic!—Michael R. Burch aka “the Loyal Opposition” Viral Donald (I) by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Donald Trump is coronaviral: his brain's in a downward spiral. His pale nimbus of hair proves there's nothing up there but an empty skull, fluff and denial. Viral Donald (II) by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Why didn't Herr Trump, the POTUS, protect us from the Coronavirus? That weird orange corona of hair's an alarm: Trump is the Virus in Human Form! White as a Sheet by Michael R. Burch Donald Trump had a real Twitter Scare then rushed off to fret, vent and share: “How dare Bernie quote what I just said and wrote? Like Megyn he’s mean, cruel, unfair!” No Star by Michael R. Burch Trump, you're no "star." Putin made you an American Czar. Now, if we continue down this dark path you've chosen, pretty soon we'll all be wearing lederhosen. How the Fourth Reich Ramped Up by Michael R. Burch Trump prepped his pale Deplorables: "You're such easy marks and scorables! So now when I bray click your heels and obey, and I'll soon promote you to Horribles!" tRUMP is the butt of many jokes.—Michael R. Burch Our president’s sex life—atrocious. Asian markets are all hocus-pocus. Politics—a shell game. My brief moment of fame— flashed by before Oprah could notice. Keywords/Tags: Trump, Donald Trump, USA, America, president, political, New York, confidence man, con man, corruption, treason, evil, rat