Trump and His Hair Spray

Trump and His Hair Spray

Trump likes golden showers  and hair spray,
And we are sure he has applied it everyday;
Not only lied,
Also falsified;
Is mentally disturbed doing without delay.

Jim Horn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Andresen Avatar
July 19, 2018 at 3:07 PM
- Well done ... funny and true, James :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :9
Horn Avatar
July 20, 2018 at 9:04 AM
You can imagine what his bra size might be.
Blown Avatar
July 19, 2018 at 2:29 PM
t-rump combs his hair forward to give the impression that the 'wind is at his back' (right; he leaves a constant trail of farts)
Horn Avatar
July 20, 2018 at 9:03 AM
Along with golden showers.
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