James Horn Poet Limerick

Trump a Fruit Cake

Trump A Fruit Cake

Come on now and give me big break;
Trump has become a crazy fruit cake;
Around will crawl,
With hands small;
Favorite news he reads has been fake.

Jim Horn

Trump An Idiot

At times we think Trump is a total idiot;
He should only wear shoes which will fit;
As we feared;
Really weird;
An anonymous source said must admit.

Jim Horn

Trump Chip Off Big Block

Have heard Trump is chip off big block;
Everyone was found in a state of shock;
Many things he lacked;
Was declared cracked;
Dead body has been found under a dock.

Jim Horn

Autumn Is Like An Artist

Autumn is like an artist who is arrogant;
Had been handsome wherever he went;
When he was done,
Wrote another one;
For each of them he had God's consent.

Jim Horn

Penning in a poem when I am beginning,
And many more to write I am intending;
Have agreed;
Closely read;
May be awkward and they are offending.

Jim Horn

Over ten again.


Trump Had Potent Period

Trump had a potent period of denial,
And heard that they put him on trial;
We saw a stump,
Which was Trump;
Chewed off more then could compile.
(And Chew.)

Jim Horn

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