True Story

~~~~true story~~~~


Is it still indecent exposure
if a spider is to blame?
I guess it sounds like an excuse,
I guess it sounds quite lame

but when it landed in my bra
I cared not where I was at.
Off came the top with all exposed
and I guess that was that.

I hope I didn't traumatize
anyone who may have seen
this startled, bare-breasted woman.
I know it may have seemed obscene.

But I do loath all spiders
and I'd do it again I know
if another landed in my bra
and I wouldn't care who sees the show.


17/07/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Eastman Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 5:51 PM
Amen to that! Loved it!
Tor Avatar
December 21, 2015 at 1:30 PM
Very funny Francine!
Merryman Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 5:54 PM
Oh my! Great write about an embarrassing situation. I don't blame you, though! I hate spiders, and let a bee come near - I'm the fastest thing since lightning. Love, Kim
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2015 at 4:47 AM
ha ha ha - I can picture this in my mind lol - very funny Francine - i don't like spiders either ////00\\\\ :-) hugs jan xx 7
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