True Grits

True Grits When I was just a young man, I joined my nations forces I was shipped to basic training and enrolled in some courses Each morning they would march us up to the chow hall Where we would get our breakfast and man they had it alll One morning when I got in line, real hungry I did feel So I got some eggs and bacon, and a big bowl of oatmeal I sat down at a table across from a good ole Georgia boy I still can see him to this day, I think his name was Roy I grabbed some milk and sugar and poured them in my bowl He just sat there and watched me like I'd just stepped on his soul He took some salt and butter, to his bowl he added it I just sat there and watched him, that combination did not fit I finally said "you know my friend, that's really quite a deal" "I've never seen salt and butter put on top of hot oatmeal" He looked at me a moment, then in a lazy drawl Said "Where I come from buddy, it's not strange at all" "But I saw what you just did which I think is the pits" "Putting milk and sugar on that nice bowl of grits"