Trolls

Was hoping she'd touch my very soul

But, my blind date trudged just like a troll

She flipped me on my back

And gripped me by the sack

"Cough!...Let's keep "this" on the barber pole!"


Then she rode me hard, like Man o' War

Spurs were flyin', cryin' sparks galore

Thank God for Doctor Bliss

A penicillin kiss

Her love keeps you comin' back for more
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Derden Avatar
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That is a highly unusual and graphic piece of verse! It functions as a darkly comedic, bawdy ballad...I take it that was what you were going for...if so you "nailed it".
Derden Avatar
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I could not agree more...although I must admit that in my younger days I did exactly that...and lived to regret it.
Freie Avatar
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Brother Danny, I'd call it more of a cautionary tale. Never go into "any" relationship blind!
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