Trivia Rules

Ice hockey teams have their team dentist, To put their teeth back into their head. And crisp is a word said from the back to the front, Of your mouth whenever it’s said. The Sahara desert is seventy percent not sand, And you can’t hum and whistle in time. And the words donkey and monkey once sounded the same, Because once they had a linguistical rhyme. There’s a billion tonnes of ice on the moon, And no U.S. president’s ever died in May. Cows only have bottom teeth in their mouth, And there’s a divorce every thirty seconds of the day. Useless facts and trivial truths, We use every day to seem intellectually cool. Maybe this is what a billion years of learning has done, Maybe we don’t even need school.