Jeralynn Clark Poet Dramatic Monologue

Tribute To Robert the Auctioneer

Tribute to Robert the Auctioneer      

Who’llstartthisbidat fifty fifty fifty
I sayfiftyfiftydollafiftyfiftydolla
C’mongivemefiftyfityfity dolla
Okhowboutfortyfortyfortydollawho’llgivemefortyfortyfortydolla
Ihave twentyfivetwentyfivetwentyfivedollanofortynoforty
I havetwentyfivedollatwentyfivetwentyfivetwentyfivewho’llgiemethirty
Thirty thirtythirtydollawho’llgiemethirtythirtyThirtydollasIhavethirtydollas
IneedfordyfordyfordyIneedfordydollasfordyfordyfordydollasOKIhavethirtyfivethirtyfivetthirtyfi
vedollaswho’llgiemefortyfordyfordyfordyIhavethirdyseventhirdyseventhirdysevennowfodryfor
dyIhavefordyc’monpeopleyouknowwhatthisisworth,giemeFortyfivefordyfivefordyfive
IhavefordyfivefordyfivefordyfordysevenIhavefordysevenfordysevenIhavefordyeithfordy
eightfordyeightfordyninefordyninefordynineFifty!
Ihavefiftydollasfiftydollasfiftydollas…

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Sean Kelly February 11, 2010 at 4:07 AM Going .. going ... going ... gone to the crafty wit , with the clever eye for detail . That's you Jeralynn .Don't forget the 5% fee . Tks for the kind comments ...

Robert A. Dufresne February 6, 2010 at 6:06 AM Now I wonder what made me gyrate back to this lovely poem? huh! Just vani..t..y er.. a ..er .. I mean your talent I guess! Thanks for comments Jeralynn! It was a rough one last night.....but good. G worked very hard. Thanks again.

John Loving Iii January 29, 2010 at 2:08 PM truely original. john

Robert A. Dufresne January 28, 2010 at 4:02 PM Hee hee!Nice one Jeralynn. SOLD!! me on this one. I take it this was a tribute to moi? Thank you so very much for all that typing and verbal stress !GLlad we don't have to type it! certainly I would never get anything done! 'Hey, wellalrightnow 'n bid it anabumpitddd 'n opendadoor 'n ledadaem out 'n bringem in!! Bibbbit annabumpidaddid and a bidditadid a onetime for mamafren Jeralynn! .........You could a sold that chatty chair! Thank You. you got the poetry in you, girl! love ya- Robert

Gail Dufresne January 28, 2010 at 3:07 PM Good tribute. Great form. Well done. Did you find a new hobby?

Carolyn Devonshire January 28, 2010 at 9:46 AM So clever, Jeralynn. And I would have a hard time keeping up with this auctioneer! Love, Carolyn

Carrie Richards January 28, 2010 at 7:06 AM This made me laugh this morning.....even before I had a sip of coffee.........now that is pretty incredible!! :) !!!!!!

Colleen Bono January 28, 2010 at 6:42 AM They sure can talk fast.It's amazing.Say all this 5 times fast.Hope you are well.I posted a new poem.