Traveling With My Mum

My mother did not know what hit her when she agreed to travel with me She had forgotten that I can transmogrify folks, so it is cheaper you see. So I zapped her with my wand, and she became a cat or a mouse, whatever. I could not turn her into something inanimate, for she would stay forever. So today I had zapped her into a cat, and popped her into a friendly cat cage. She was snarling and mean and bit me, showing her ungraceful age. I did not care, she was the one who had insisted on coming along on this trip. Pretty sure she is glaring because I can hear people following at a good clip. Did not puncture air holes, because they were already there, but what a fuss! Calm down Mom, for pulling up right in front of us is our blue travel bus. Mom, if you make me miss this bus, tomorrow you will be a rainbowfish. She immediately quieted, which I knew she would in that oval petri dish. The best part of this trip was that no matter where I travelled later, My mother did not say a word, remembering when I turned her into a gater. It made sense at the time. We were in the everglades, now weren’t we? It is fun now going on trips by myself, picking up chicks. I do it with glee.