Training Wheels

We crawl before we walk
  Make sounds before we talk
Put training wheels on our first bike
  Warm up a bit before a long hike

Mom reads to you before the teacher do
  You practive writing your name at home, too
Do you really learn how to count at school --
  I counted to a zillion at four; now that was cool

Yet when it comes to lasting love and marriage
  It seems that early preparation is disparaged
And how about some classes on diaper-changing
  So baby' needs are met sans irritation and raging
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Laurie Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 4:00 PM
Hello Gershon … we’ve had many discussions on the lack of education on preparing for personal life and partnerships. You’ve written it well here Gershon - Lindsay
Krutsinger Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 9:53 AM
I wish this was true, Gershon. I really do! "Mom reads to you before the teacher do You practive writing your name at home, too" It is so NOT TRUE where I teach.
Wolf Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 5:32 PM
Learning starts at home... When it doesn't, not too much a teacher can do to remedy the situation normally. (There are exceptions of course). Good luck! :) gw
Leffanta Avatar
March 8, 2021 at 11:10 AM
One doubts we shall ever return to the days where a woman bore 23-children so every child learnt to change nappies and tune-out bawling babies! Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 5:32 PM
I agree, Rico. Most of the women in my neighborhood stop at 13 children. lol.
Romios Avatar
March 8, 2021 at 7:36 AM
I read this and laughed so hard. A fav, in my collection! * Pangie*
Wolf Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 5:33 PM
Thanks for the FAVE, Pangie. Always a thrill for me! Sweetness and Light, Gershon
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