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The news was put out by flyers I see they've already removed the tires I wonder if any of these people really have any money But they say you catch more flies with honey Everybody agrees not to buy anything right away so the prices will drop It is the first of its kind, the trailer trash gift shop Grand opening will be on Saturday There will be streamers and pinatas made from paper mache' They will have free balloons for everyone who stops by A makeup booth to paint on the fake bruises and black eyes A medical representative will available to check for rickets and lice Free D-con samples to assist the residents to help them get rid of their rats and mice The actual name of the place is The Hairy Pit Stop Everything is at its lowest price when you purchase items from the trailer trash gift shop The line is growing on opening day, so is the impatience and frustration The setup crew just installed the last brick for the foundation There is a lot of different smells as they walk on past Some come right back out after they see the sign that reads we only accept cash I think I will go inside and have a look for myself There is recycled disposable dinnerware on one of the shelves I predict that this item will be One of the biggest sellers because it is buy one hundred, get a hundred free Ooh something just caught my eye, it is The Best of Trailer Trash As Seen On Cops This and so much more is available at the trailer trash gift shop