Tragedy Hero Appears Out of Nowhere

Both unfortunately and painfully A tragedy has broken my family And everything changed from that moment on What has been done Now can never be undone Chance has occurred in every single conceivable way shape or form Like seemingly how now A hero has ever so suddenly Appeared out of nowhere Who has been and was here all along A man for all seasons needed in a crisis Riding in in his trusty white stallion Providing all kinds of useless help and advice Who added themselves to the family Whatsapp group chat and Facebook account And every second message that appears Is under his name is Capital Bold Letters A true hero for hire for no other reason Than to take credit for saving the day In their own imitable way To show just how much he alone cares Willing to criticize anyone who he deems Not worthy in his own eyes and opinion And unfortunately you just have to wait And put up with their bull Until the crisis for him has no more Value from which they can gain And believe you me You probably won't ever have to put up With them let alone see them again