Touch Your Toes
A warning to all the men out there
There's a reason to be scared
For when you reach the age of fourty
You better be very prepared
A physical becomes a nightmare
It's no longer just routine
There's things that go on in there
That's really quite obscene
And especially if you mention
You might have a little obstruction
By the time you leave that doctor's office
It's feels like an alien abduction
He pokes and probes in places
You never knew were there
And when he gets those rubber gloves
It will give you a horrible scare
Just grit your teeth and close your eyes
For it will all be over soon
Try to think of happy thoughts
To take your mind off the moon
So, when the exam is finally finished
And you pay the doctor his money
You leave his office as fast as you can
And trying not to walk too funny
Well, I just wanted to warn you
That there's things you're gonna dread
So when your doctor says, "Touch your toes"
You'll remember what I said
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