Touch Your Toes

A warning to all the men out there There's a reason to be scared For when you reach the age of fourty You better be very prepared A physical becomes a nightmare It's no longer just routine There's things that go on in there That's really quite obscene And especially if you mention You might have a little obstruction By the time you leave that doctor's office It's feels like an alien abduction He pokes and probes in places You never knew were there And when he gets those rubber gloves It will give you a horrible scare Just grit your teeth and close your eyes For it will all be over soon Try to think of happy thoughts To take your mind off the moon So, when the exam is finally finished And you pay the doctor his money You leave his office as fast as you can And trying not to walk too funny Well, I just wanted to warn you That there's things you're gonna dread So when your doctor says, "Touch your toes" You'll remember what I said