Totally Uncool

I've got no tattoos No jewelry or fancy shoes I shine like a boring rock Kicked by a kid down a cracked sidewalk I listen to old jazz Everything on the radio is bad I'm not controversial or shocking Just sensible and slightly mocking The coolest thing I do is smoke And even that, these days Is a health hazard, the trendy would say For the spiritually broke Maybe so, maybe so I'm totally uncool A dinosaur, as a rule Pass me by, perchance Spare a spare glance You see what you seek And honey, it ain't me Well that's fine Because I been around the block Many times And I don't mind Yo.