Tossed Salad

Mr. Oil and Mrs. Vinegar Had gone out on a date They tried to stay together But were forced to separate They had gone out one more time With Mr. Pepper and Mrs. Salt But they all got mixed together And It wasn't any of their fault Mrs. Lettuce and Mr. Tomato Invited Mr. Radish and his wife But all of them had gotten split apart When Mr. Hand had brought his knife Mrs. Bread and Mr. Butter Were both there for the feast And they both sat down together Right beside the rare roast beast