Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Torture

Today dear wifey poo will be having cataracts removed
This weenie here cringes at the thought, heartily disapproves
Rather use a cane
No needle that's insane
To inflict this torture, surgeons are surely unmoved

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Silent One November 21, 2017 at 10:04 AM My mum had two removed, its not as bad as it seems... I wish her a fast recovery.. Jack Ellison November 21, 2017 at 1:41 PM This is the other eye so she knows what to expect! She's a real trooper!

Lim'Rik Flats November 21, 2017 at 9:18 AM Tis simple enough surgery they say//To those with $$ to pay//Makes me blink//just to think//of needles and knives in the eyes at work or play. (have dodged this procedure mesef) SEE ON JACQUE SAGE!!! Jack Ellison November 21, 2017 at 1:20 PM This guy will go blind FIRST!!! Scaredy cat? Yup... anything to do with cutting into the eyes! Cringing just thinking about it!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 21, 2017 at 8:05 AM Hmmm, are you sure you're not just worried about her seeing better? I remember when my grandma got eye surgery, she was so mad nobody told her not to paint her apartment those colours! ;) much love xomo! Jack Ellison November 21, 2017 at 1:17 PM This is her second time around... she's a pro! But that's it unless they discover a third eye somewhere!!! lol xxx