Top Ten Things You Don'T Want To Hear From Your Girl Friend

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your girl friend. I quit my job so we get more time together to spend. Have you seen my birth control, I haven't in weeks. Let me show you what these guys taught me, other techniques. Its our first date, but how many kids do you want? I think you're perfect, but you could lose weight in the front. We've been dating for a month, but I love you. Yeah, to teach you a lesson, I replaced your Vaseline with glue. Something bad is going to happen to us, I just have that feelin. Don't worry about that, it can be cured with a little penicillin. Its funny you are the first white guy I've been with. All the rumors you here about me, they're just a myth. There you go, that is my top ten. I hope I never hear these things again. Don't get me wrong, I do love pillow talk, but if I hear those again, I'm going to run, not walk.