Top of the World -Clerihew

**The QUEEN is in the HOUSE**

Queen Elizabeth II
A super hero coin legend,
I wonder who's kissing a$$ during an open Parliament.
London should have a law called "THE PAPARAZZI PUNISHMENT." 

**GANDHI the GURU**

Gandhi,
The inspirational force vigilante,
Ignited some wisdom in today's philosophy.
He should have won a hunger trophy. 

**RONALD REAGAN meets RONALD McDonald's** 

Ronald Reagan,
White House celebration,
A man of bravery and stronghold, 
I wonder if heaven has a McDonald?

**BILL CLINTON MAN of THE YEAR**

Bill Clinton,
Made presidency lots of fun,
Why did Monica ruin it for him?
Did Hillary, really forgive him?

**CLEOPATRA the GREAT**

Cleopatra,
All she had to say was abracadabra,
Do you think we would reinvent her story?
If Viagra was invented back in history?

by;pd

more to come...
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Gasun Avatar
October 12, 2013 at 8:57 PM
Hi, my dearest sis! Big hugs to u! Coming by this morning here to enjoy these sets of splendid clerihew of yours once again. Thank you so much for sharing. Always my great honor to read your outstanding writes. And, I want to send u my loving thoughts,smiles & hugs all the way from here before I finally log off;))))) Hope you've a very wonderful weekend w/ your love ones! lovem4evr,Leonora
Falotico Avatar
December 9, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Psst. Hey gorgeous. :•)
Gasun Avatar
November 17, 2012 at 5:51 AM
I extremely enjoyed reading all your clerihew tonight my sisie-pooh! I know all the great people here and I love how you wrote a poem for them! I'm sorry, I didn't read this before because I didn't have any idea yet about clerihew. I've learned it when Andrea ran a contest. Thank you for making me smile tonight with these awesome ones. love always, Leo
Susan Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 6:17 AM
I like the Cleopatra one the best :) p.s. do you like the new title of my unicorn poem - unicorn horn-y or should I change it back? p.p.s y aren't you on yahoo chat anymore?
Dietrich Avatar
September 22, 2012 at 3:07 PM
just reviewing these. GREAT.
Horne Avatar
June 16, 2012 at 11:46 AM
LOL, had a chuckle with these. Thanks, PD - good contest : )
Johnson Avatar
February 24, 2012 at 11:10 PM
ah yes your verse does surely flow, put brain into neutral, go, ask shakyspear, recite the words, stop him when an earful heard, tell the Albatross to go... im comatose i know:)
Gresham Avatar
February 3, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Very interesting, thanks for sharing. Thank you for commenting on my poem.
. Avatar
January 29, 2012 at 8:09 PM
LOL! PD! heaven might have a MCDonald, that's something to look forward too. crazy clerihew, so you in so many ways. love it, love your soul too for it
Minardi Avatar
January 29, 2012 at 9:57 AM
hahaha, the last one made me laugh! Witty clerihews, P.D. You're great at it :)
Dietrich Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 8:45 PM
PD, go and see the poem David wrote for ya.
Loving Iii Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I'm going to one with salma hyack and penelope cruz.
Horne Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 1:24 PM
LOL, love these fun ones, PD. Thanks - enjoyed the contest. Hope you're having a great weekend xx
Williams Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 11:45 AM
p.d check out Texas Belle..love David
K. Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 9:00 AM
wow you sure are on a clerihew streak, pd! That one about Cleopatra is very cool, makes you wonder indeed! haha...and you know me, ever a mushroom here, all the more these days :p -- thanks for passing by my writes :D and it sure is cool that at least you still find some poems of mine that you haven't commented on, lol ;)
Falotico Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 6:18 AM
I always enjoy your unique and top shelf work!!! Never know whats comming out next from you.. your like te present that is endless.... I LOVED you blog comment!!! I'm dancing that dance with you , so dim the lights lol.... Thanks so much for your kind words.... luv u!!! Michael
Williams Avatar
January 28, 2012 at 3:07 AM
p.d love them, did you know you can now get viagra eye drops...they make you look hard!...ha ha ha .David
Dietrich Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 8:42 PM
hahaha, that last one is GREAT, good old cleopatra. MY GOSH, you have even more to come? You will be able to write a book my friend. I love the famous people you choose to write about , Irma.And thanks so much for my placement in your contest.Luv, Andrea
Goudreau Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 8:08 PM
Wow! These are so funny, you had me laughing out loud but very genuinely done and very interestingly written. You are very clever. Million thx for sharing!
Sweetheart Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 5:41 PM
well of course Cleopatra is my favorite.. I fashion I would have loved to be her back in Egypt .. great Clerihews my BFF.. thankxx for my first place win .. and please know your requests wedre laid at the altar this morning.. we just returned.. after midnight here luv.. so beautiful I just wrote a new poem posting soon.. inspiration galore here.. as u inspire me too ..BFF forever ..luv..
B Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 5:12 PM
LOL P.D. each of these made me chuckle. Witty, I liked them all rather much. Do tell, I do not think she forgave old Bill :)
Puddifoot Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 3:48 PM
witty and fast-paced clerihews, enjoyed them a lot :-)
Maverick Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 1:02 PM
I really like the diversity in these writes P D,
Campi Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 9:28 AM
What an interesting poem. I believe or perhaps hope the heaven has anything we could ever want. I think Clinton almost ruined the presidency himself. He is a man and you know how weak men are; and, thank you for reading my latest poem. May God bless and keep you safe, Jancarl
Brown Avatar
January 27, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I enjoyed reading your outstanding poetry this morning P.D. Keep rolling them out. This week has flown by for me. I hope you enjoy your weekend and find the inspiration to write some more during this time. Love, Carol
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