Toothjacked

when i was a silly kid , 'round the age of 17; i pulled a trick on gran'ma, it was really kind'a mean! while gran'ma was a' snoozin', like a spy down underneath; i crept into the bedroom, & swiped her false teeth! early the next mornin', i heard someone fussin'; pots & pans were a' flyin', as it soon turned into cussin'! i stepped into the kitchen, gran'ma was squishin' tomatoes; she reached beneath the cabinet, & tossed a bag of potatoes! stars, moons, & saturn,... swirled above my head; gran'ma went on a rampage, i swore that i was dead! i raced into my bedroom, reaching below the bed; i pulled out a jar of dentures, to the kitchen i quickly fled! there stood gran'ma, madder than the maddest cow; she smacked me with a wooden spoon, as i unleashed a screechin'..."OWW!!" i learned a vital lesson, it's healthy to keep the peace; seniors are sweeter than honey, but never kidnap their teeth!