Tom the Tramp

Yeah, that's my old nickname, From my old band "Tramp", As well as my occasional irresponsibility... My friend and ex-sweetheart, Rosie...called herself "Lady"... The Lionel Richie song inspired... "Lady and the Tramp" we were, And shall be forever... For my last birthday She sent me a "Lady and the Tramp" Cartoon artwork cell, Quite expensive.. I'd expect... She's already had A star's name registered for me... Another impressive gift, Even if ultimately, meaningless... Not so to me... And once, way back when... She had a bunch of my poems written, and bound.... Wonder where I put it.... Must be around.... Probably with my remote, The two did elope... I gotta just cope... Yeah, I'm acting the dope... And you can... Gauge the scope... Of my insanity... Tough Nookies!!! ,