Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Todd's Job's in Arbitrage

     Todd’s latest job’s in arbitrage
        He said it’s the hottest thing going

     I asked Todd, if that is the case
        why isn’t the field
     exponentially growing

     Todd wasn’t quite sure
        said the truth didn’t matter
     as long as the word you could utter
     
     I asked him if he knew that arbitrage
        rhymes with garage and garbage ~

     Todd's brand-new job is cleaning out gutters

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David Crandall July 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM Came by for a laugh and wasn't disappointed!

John Lawless July 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM the ones on the roof eaves or the ones now used as "urban toilets".... Gershon Wolf July 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM 'Urban toilets?' ~ Country Loo

Robert Gorelick July 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM I used to be a vertical transportation engineer (elevator operator) Now, engaged in arbitrage, business is picking up! Enjoyed your wry lol's. Robert Gershon Wolf July 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM 'Vertical transportation engineer.' Hilarious...

Beryl Edmonds July 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM Someone has to do the dirty jobs, thank goodness for those willing, alike Todd… Beryl

sara Etgen-Baker July 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM so clever and witty, Gershon! You must dream this stuff while you sleep, right? Gershon Wolf July 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM Nope. I sleep this stuff while I dream. Korn Fused

CayCay Godwin July 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM You clever layered man, you laid some wit on us when you posted this! Oh, to watch all the imagination constantly moving in your head - does it stop when you sleep? I've been absent since the last week of June, I think, which is ok, I get to feel how great it is to always come back. Love ya ... CayCay Gershon Wolf July 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM You're right again, CayCay. I am definitely a 'layered man.' One layer of stomach. Two layers of chin. Three layers of rear ends... I think I had better quit while I'm behind...