To Whom It May Concern

to whom it may concern but are you really concerned because I am I have called left messages and with your trained voice you say you’re out of the office an you will get back with me later but later never comes what if I have great news what if I were a relative what if it was life or death because I have used those lines then I am left with compassion and say to myself you might have had an emergency and really can’t get back to me so I say I am sorry for your inconvenience then I think wait how could he be inconvenienced I’m the one that has the emergency to whom it may concern