To Wear a Mask That Is the Question

To wear or not wear a mask that is the question found poems To wear or not wear a mask Is the question That bedevils the world From Brazil to the White House Ohio and Texas The call has gone out Wearing a mask Means you are a liberal weak sissy man Or woman Listening to the government’s propaganda Real American patriots don’t need to wear a damn mask Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all . Well, not in Ft. Bend County. We will not trample on the individual rights of Texans to provide a false sense of security. Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all I have 826 staff at the Ft. Bend Sheriff’s Office. We interact with the public daily. In 3 months, I’ve had just 2 officers test positive. I have over 800 inmates and staff in the jail and not a single positive test. NOT ONE. Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all No one’s been hospitalized. Except in Houston and other Godless cities Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all Here in FT Bend The blood of Jesus Will protect The good christians Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all Only non-Christian heathens Are catching the *********** Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all I encourage people to wear a mask if they have one, I encourage people to wash their hands frequently, Cough cough cough Nothing but a cold It is nothing serious at all I encourage people to do the right thing to help protect our most vulnerable, But wearing a mask That is a step too far