To Pee Or Not To Pee

To pee, or not to pee, that is the question When I wake in the middle of the night I try my best to hold it in But my bladder is just too tight I shouldn't have drank that coffee Right before going to bed I toss and turn each time I do And I have to go visit the head I stump my toe, in the darkness I trip, and sometimes I fall A one legged dance, on my way to the john While holding on tight to the wall While fumbling for the light switch I accidentally step on the cat It grabs my leg with is razor sharp claws And my wife starts screaming, "What's that?" With a broken toe, and a cat on my leg I reach my bathroom at last Only to find when I get there That my urge to pee has passed