To Everyone a Goodnight

Well they are here again
Knocking on my door
Monopolizing my television
Decorating my neighbors homes
Blitzing me at every store 
And corner in every city and hamlet
Between here and Buzzard Beak, Idaho.
It’s like a virus
A pandemic
Santa Claus is coming to town
Well I’ve been bad, very bad
And if that bastard shows up at my house
He ain’t getting cookies and milk
I’m been talking to Jesus and he tells me
That Santa is a fake, a sham, a trick on the poor people
He’s just a way to make the rich richer and poor poorer
So I ask Jesus “Why do you let this happen?”
And he smiles and tells me a long story about faith and forgotten dreams.
Then he fades back into the egg nog and I sleep with the devil.
Fitful dreams and reindeer back strap for breakfast
I eat the fake snow and regurgitate the Christmas balls
Burn the tree and bury the trimmings
The fat man can’t intimidate me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/29/2013 3:33:00 PM
Ok lol everyone has their own right to feel about the hoildays as they wish, but i have admit this made me laugh out loud thank you for this, i'll for go the Christmas cheer thing with you for respects sake alone ok good write here cheri
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Date: 12/28/2013 7:12:00 PM
I am so glad I read this one Stephen. A cinic's dream of the hypocrisy of Christmas that retailers begin selling earlier and earlier to make as much money as possible during this season. I loved this and into my fav's. it goes. Loved your line "well I've been bad, very bad"! Mahalo
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Date: 12/24/2013 7:16:00 PM
Poor Santa, sounds like he's getting a bad rap for the American Greed. There has got to be a better way ... ~K
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Date: 12/25/2013 6:11:00 PM
True. I should cut him some slack. :) ~Kilmer
Date: 12/24/2013 11:56:00 AM
Kilmer I love you! You have captured it uniquely with. I love the "long story" bit. love, Kathy.
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Stephen Kilmer
Date: 12/24/2013 12:55:00 PM
Thanks Kathy. As you can tell I'm a bit skeptical about the whole Xmas thing. Hope you have a Merry Xmas and a very Happy New Year! Cheers! ~Kilmer
Date: 12/24/2013 12:11:00 AM
ha ha, wow... Now this one is twisted and I love it...Stephen, The end of the year is approaching :) :) :) And guess what? There's no way I'm letting this year end, without dropping by with SMILES and CHRISTMAS CHEERS. Thank You for making this a great year for ALL OF US. --- May magic fill your days and all your dreams come true this holiday season. MERRY CHRISTAMS <3 Love Linda -The Sweetest Poet Destroyer"
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Date: 12/24/2013 1:02:00 PM
Ah you are the best PD. thanks for your kind words and Merry Xmas to you as well. ~Kilmer
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