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To Drink Or Not To Drink

There’s starvation in Africa,
In other parts there’s drought,
Putin’s still in the Ukraine 
Throwing his weight about.
The Barista in this cafe
Is really annoyed with me.
I’ve ordered a black coffee,
Apparently that’s not PC.
Global temperatures  rising,
Polar ice is melting down
America has a President 
Behaving like a clown.

I can have coffee without milk
Or a thing called Americano
But by the look on his face
He’d  much rather I just go.
Just across the road 
A lad was killed with a knife,
A  bloke got seven years
For battening his wife.
I’m the despair of a Barista
And others such  of his ilk.
I  asked a simple question.
What colour’s coffee without milk?

North Korea’s still being bolshie,
China’s threatening Taiwan.
Half the country’s under water,
Way over there in Pakistan.
In Hull I’m causing trouble 
By not being sufficiently PC.
To ease an  awkward situation
I  ordered a pot  of tea.
A school of whales beached in Florida 
A few more species went extinct
And, here, honours being even,
They at last served me a drink.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 11/17/2023 12:58:00 AM
The world's problems in a tea cup. So aptly said dear pote.
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Date: 8/4/2023 5:40:00 PM
I'm glad you got your drink since you earned it with this fine poem!
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Terry Ireland
Date: 8/5/2023 12:46:00 AM
Thank you David. I must admit I didnt help the situation because i found it so amusing. And the young are allowed t be earnest and idealistic aren't they.
Date: 8/4/2023 12:50:00 PM
Love your poem, Terry, whether it’s true or not. I guess we can’t be too careful how we phrase things, but sometimes things are taken to a ridiculous extreme…(I drink my coffee black as well!)
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Terry Ireland
Date: 8/5/2023 12:45:00 AM
Thanks ilene - sadly it is true. I have friends of many ethnicities, colours and creeds. Like me they are embarrassed by this PC Mob.
Date: 8/4/2023 6:51:00 AM
Lots of thoughts as you wait for that cup of coffee…the color is joe…a cup of joe ;)
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